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| Keyboarding | Computer Applications I |
Murphy's Laws Of Computers
 | When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. |
| When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's
probably obsolete. |
| The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual
where you least expect to find it. |
| When the going gets tough, upgrade. |
| For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction. |
| To err is human - to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more
human, it is downright natural. |
| He who laughs last probably made a back-up. |
| If at first you do not succeed, blame your computer. |
| A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved
from a simpler system that worked just fine. |
| The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions. |
| A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do. |